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copied from google dont bother
1 Now that’s what I call stupid In my junior year of high school this guy asked me on a date He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done He looked me dead in the eye and said “This is the worst part” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands rack and all screaming at the top of his lungs We never had a second date

2 The fake report card I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school so I made a fake report card I did this every quarter that year I forgot that they mail home the endofyear cards and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake She was PISSED—at the school for their error The teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records so they had to take my mother’s “proof” the fake ones I made throughout the year and “correct” the “mistake” I’ve never told her the truth

3 All the fish I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the out of my friend While everyone was getting trashed I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by and they couldn’t figure out why the house smelled like festering death They caught me through this video where these guys at the party were singing Beyoncé while I was in the background with a can of tuna

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